Daily Archives: January 27, 2013

Baking Tips



Dont use cold eggs

  • they work better at room temperature
  • if you are in a hurry but them in a bowl of warm water for 10-15 minutes

Separate the whites from the yolks

  • if you do this you can fluff the egg whites and add them in last
  • this will make your cake fluffier!


Use room temperature butter

  • in a hurry cut it up and microwave it 
  • microwave in 5 second intervals


Use a pastry brush to butter pans

  • it will give you an even coat 
  • honestly I don’t do this but it is suggested


Messure the flour properly

  • it is suggested not to scoop from the bag 
  • make sure you scrape off the excess flour with the back of a knife


Rotate the Pans During Baking

  • This will ensure even baking
  • Wait until the cake is set—about two-thirds of the way through the baking time—to prevent collapse.
  • If you’re using more than one rack, this is also the time to swap the pans.
  • use middle rack


Cool cakes upside down

  • this will flatten out the top 
  • this makes it supper easy to stack them
  • if not you can cut a little off the top so you can stack it


Won Ton Tacos


So my mom is making won ton tacos! I know your thinking what? Won ton wraps are easy ways to take the ordinary and make something extraordinary or at least awesome!


You just have to put them into some cupcake pans and bake for ten minutes or less! It doesn’t take long just eyeball them when they get crispy and stuff you are in good shape!


Just fix everything else like you would an add everything to it. Or you can put then not baked and add the taco meat and top with cheese then bake to make a melt!


Add heat and enjoy! Yum!

Random Quotes


So I have the habit of if I hear a quote I like or think is hilarious I will put it down in a note and this is the random list that I have complied thus far. I’ll be honest some of them are stuff my friends and family have said put most come from shows and most of them I have no idea lol.

-She is cheap wine that gives you a headache that you can feel in your teeth!!!

-Short version or long complicated version?

-What’s wrong your blow up doll run off with a pool toy?

-I’ve been hurt by you so much I’m pretty much a scab

-What are you doing?!?
-Having dinner?
-No that’s suicide with meatball bullets!

-That’s your cousin?!?
-Choose your next words carefully…

-Your apology is noted and your forgiveness is pending

-I feel like I’m going all in on a pair of tens

-And by small you mean astronomically large?

-What we aren’t dating! I don’t have to pay attention to you!

-Now the only thing to do is drink until the part of the brain that makes mental images is dead!

-Your like micheal jacksons father your abusing me right now!

-He is like the KGB he’s everywhere

-Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
*shakes head in disbelieve*
-No I am not!

-He’s quiet he’s happy let’s not rock the boat!

-Where else can you buy so much hope for so little? (talking about a gas station with lottery tickets)

-You still shoot the ducks. I just row the boat!

-Objection it’s just rude to acuess me of murder!

-I haven’t had sex in a year (cuts of quickly)
-Where are you going with this

-Just because I talk slow doesn’t mean I am

-Become your own buffy and fight your own demons…

-We don’t have hell we have acid reflux (Jewish)
-Oh god I’m in Jewish hell (taking about heart burn)

-Well it looks like we killed the pig and no one wanted bacon

-Why do you make me be mean to you

-Anybody know what time it is in Mexico?
-Cantena time

-Even arms dealers need groceries

-Some people play checkers while some of us play chess…

-Let’s find out how far inside the castle walls this Trojan horse has rode.

-We aren’t working hard enough if no one is trying to kill us

-I’m aware that you speak several languages. As far as I know I haven’t used one you don’t know.

-Thanks for the tip Martha Stewart

-He can get you anything you want for a price. Anything…but the price is far to high to pay.

-Live dangerously is my creed

-What happened to protocal?
-It went out the perverbial window

-It’s my experiance if you drive at someone they’ll clear out

-Your a good kid but today is a good day to grow the hell up!

-Fair winds and following seas

-you got to let a lot of old stuff go and  learn a lot of new stuff to fill it’s place.

-yes the hair! It’s one of the things that makes me happy

-it could be worse there could be brain leaking out of my ears…

-there is definently something wrong with this guy!
-why is that?
-He listens to folk music.

-he’s meaner than a shot grizzly

-shoot him daddy!

-your my father so if you love me you’ll shoot him!

-he said it again! Shoot him!

-what am I some sort of Chinese food prostitute?

-he has an overactive bladder when he is stressed…much like a puppy!

-and here I was just getting used to my door being treated as a door…

-hey we where just easedropping like little girls

-I’d tell you it gets better but I’d be lying…rum helps though..it helps a lot

-so your innocent
-like a puppy…well like the puppy you use to run into the bushes to make all the birds fly out so you can shoot them …

-I’m sorry your girlfriend turned out to be a cylon (sp)

-I would like to find the men that did this and put their heads on spears
-Is that what you did in the old days?
-They changed the rules not I

-I need to get tipsy before I gets drunk

-I just emptied my car into my purse

-You know how many zeros I have?

-I’m gonna trap stamp that truck up real quick!

-I think my balls are too heavy! (Bowling balls)

-We are going to get then to put our racks up!


-If there is a bone sticking out I look skinny! Put it on Facebook!

-Chip chip cheerio!

-Can you bring your c game over to my side!?

-Your a bowl shark!

-But don’t bump it in the car at mcdonalds!

-I still have my d game on

-We are after whatever we can find…

-Sharpening the spears in gonna have to wait

-We can ruin your career and we can defiantly ruin your life.

-In your career how many men have you shot?
-Shot or killed?

-Even if this place burns to the ground that vault would still be standing

-Do you here that? That is the sound track to the rest of your miserable ilife!

-You can’t outrun your shadow

-Who that guy? He’s stupid!?! Did you see his glasses?

-I know we messed up and that was unfortunate

-I hear familiar giggling

-Did we break any biblical laws?

-That’s not a party that’s a hostage situation!

-You have the spine of a gummy bear

-A person gets a look in there eyes when time is running out

-It was a moment of whimsey

-What are you doing?
-I have no good answer…

-The only feeling you distill in me is need to flee!

-Christianity spreads like that shit like herpes
(random guy in class)

-Eyes forward bottom feeder

-rule number 35: always watch the watchers

-how can something with such little ears have such bionic hearing!?

-Doctors appointments are like marriages. it’s an unpleasant commitment

-This is like probable cause on wheels!

-I know your having a disturbingly difficult time with this

-If anyone is going to ruin my sons wedding it’s me!

-If you play in the weeds your gonna get ticks

-That’s rope music! It makes you want to hang yourself

-I’m not particularly listening

-You hit me
-I was trying to save you!?!

-I spent that last two days trying to pretend I didn’t see the look in his eyes…the look of betrayal

-you saw what you wanted to see

-Just don’t get dead

-I need a hug
(Looks back at empty room)
-sorry I have company
(Shuts door)

-I don’t know what color lonely is
-red is angry green is jealousy blue is sad and yellow is frightened I guess we could assign a color for lonely

-my recommendation is you gobble these up like tic tacs

-your whimsey is boundless

-gals? Who are you Fred flinstone?

-I can’t do this anymore I’m a good girl! I went to catholic school!

-Is there a station somewhere were I can board this giggle train

-omg you are going to gibber gabber about gibber gabber!!!

-Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together…that can only be good for you….

-it’s like he is trying to win a prize

-They making sheet music?

-pulling one out of your play book is he?

-are you hoping these ghost tell you what you want to hear?

-there is a  ancient greek phrase burned onto the back of the vault door
-What does it say?
-I don’t know it’s in ancient Greek

-you know what else narrows it down? He’s a Titan!?!

-You and me are the center…
-And the center must hold

-president pictures you say?
(talking about cash)

-man up! Or at least boy up!

-that’s not a word
-it came out of my mouth didn’t it?

-I’m always under pressure! I feel like I live in a pressure cooker!?!

-He looks like a fireman!!!!!

-we will talk tomorrow
-don’t threaten me!

-Recon? what are you black ops?

-if your gonna be a bear be a grizzly!

-I can’t take you to dinner dressed like a street urchin we will stop by your house and get adult clothing

-If someone has the bubonic plague they aren’t invited to the party

-you always have a choice and you have already made it

-distrusting me was the smartest thing you did since getting off your horse

-I have a touch of hangover don’t push me

-If we live through this remind me to thank you

-you heard what I spelled!

-you need to find your inner sex goddess instead of the little league coach

– he’s smart and crazy enough he might have actually created a monster

-and your covered in gas which I think is interesting

-your like my brother we hang out and drink beer

-news flash girls don’t like the three day rule it just makes us angry

-you don’t know nothing about nothing and I know that for a fact

-that’s it a rabbit! A big fat rabbit with all it’s shots!

-you have never understood politics have you
-no I understand I just don’t care

-I’ve always said one thing you can never go wrong investing in colts and winchesters

-Short version or long complicated version?

-What’s wrong your blow up doll run off with a pool toy?

-I’ve been hurt by you so much I’m pretty much a scab

-What are you doing?!?
-Having dinner?
-No that’s suicide with meatball bullets!

-That’s your cousin?!?
-Choose your next words carefully…

-Your apology is noted and your forgiveness is pending

-I feel like I’m going all in on a pair of tens

-And by small you mean astronomically large?

-What we aren’t dating! I don’t have to pay attention to you!

-Now the only thing to do is drink until the part of the brain that makes mental images is dead!

-Your like micheal jacksons father your abusing me right now!

-He is like the KGB he’s everywhere

-Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
*shakes head in disbelieve*
-No I am not!

-He’s quiet, he’s happy! Let’s not rock the boat!

-yes we have weapons no you can not wand us (walking through metal detector)

-he just blew up the plan!

-I knew a lynch once…you remind me of him

-You couldn’t see it if you saw it!

-Everything thats happened to me and I get shot by a child!!

~She’s lying!
~Maybe they tend to be vindictive when they find out you’ve been cheating on them

-no I’m not scared I’m rationally concerned!

-(lifts eyebrow with sarcastic look) no lie to me

-sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it

-you won’t get a scene you’ll get a broadway musical!

-when are you going to stop lecturing me?
-when you start listening!

-don’t you ever read my blog!?! *much quitter* it’s gotten a lot better

-let’s go brainstorm
-that will be a light drizzle…

-he is speaking the international language of awoooga!

-I’m to damn short to see anything

-Dang Chere sorry for startling you when you’ve been traumatized

-were all just people

-I like to think of life as a scavenger hunt as a posed to a a surprise party

-that would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon

-you can’t fight me your miniature!

-some of your skeletons still have skin

-you will eat whatever I bring you and like it!
-yes we will

-why do you assume it was me?
-I’m an old woman don’t waste my time!

-I wanted to take a stick and blind myself!

-those must have tastes nasty!
-oh they were nasty they tasted like roasted dust bunnies..

-he must have friends in high places…I mean nose bleed high

-are you insane they have worked themselves into a man hating frenzy by now

-you said with the biting tone of a old bitty

-I’m glad i put on my lucky bra! He is worth every wire sticking into my rib cage!

-There is something I need to tell you, dad wanted to but I won the coin toss!

-I’m cautiously optimistic

-children is god’s way of punishing us for having sex

-It was golden!

-A whole lot of ugly from a never ending parade of stupid

-I fell like my eyelids are fat

-I peed on the puppy pad, I thoughts that’s what you wanted

-Sarah’s a killer! Look at this star fish!

-I’m I screaming!?!

You just have to believe sometimes

-It’s there problem not mine

-I’m not a free bleeder
-You are when you drink

-If I wake up and it says something in another language I’ll know it’s you!

-There brain ninjas…I’m a terrorist

-Your four o’clock drunk at 8:30

-My eyeballs feel like there gonna pop out of my head

-I hear that

-I’m king triton

-I’m not just one I’m two and one

-Are these mailbox numbers I love them!

-I don’t need a knife

-I’m going vegetarian slash lesbian

-He could hurt me if he wanted to

-I think it taste funny…it might be the vodka though

-Keisha theres gonna be a surprise party don’t let anyone fool you

-Is it a pizza roll

-Whatever cranks your tractor

-Apples! What the hell!?!

-Are they peach, apple or plastic?

-Sarah your not trying hard enough

-This ain’t spanking Robby it’s fire

-I dont get to look at it at home……please (Whitney talking about looking at porn)

-how can something with such little ears have such bionic hearing!?

-Doctors appointments is like marriage it’s an unpleasant commitment

-This is like probable cause on wheels!

-I know your having a disturbingly difficult time with this

-If anyone is going to ruin my sons wedding it’s me!

-If you play in the weeds your gonna get ticks

-That’s rope music! It makes you want to hang yourself

-I’m not particularly listening

-You hit me
-I was trying to save you!?!

-Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place -Jennifer Aniston

-I have a certain set of skills I have acquired over the years

-how’s the wife
-still in charge

-I believe you but it isn’t going to save you

-To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart. –Warren Peace

-A dollar and a dream

– I don’t know what I was saying I hadn’t had lunch yet

-did you practice that?
-with hand gestures but I dropped those

-Your whistling in the wind

-let’s get to the rat killing

-you have to be a man first to be a gentlemen

-Keep this shut tighter than a nuns knees

-be careful I just might show you what’s behind the curtain

-She drinks whiskey from a tea cup

-they tiptoe around me like someone died

-I bet he looks like a spider on a hot plate

-where are you going?
-a little place called shut up and stay here

-She can’t drink out of a cup! She’s gotta use a straw or she’d drown

-girls don’t take sons from there mothers
-yes they do that’s why we marry them!

-you ever take a drink of something and expect something else it

-all magic comes with a price

-love is the most powerful kind of magic as cliche as that sounds

-kisses can be very powerful don’t you read fairy tales

-despite what you’d hoped I’m still a monster
-that’s exactly why I must stay

-ain’t worth a snap!

-I think he is obsessed it’s sorta worrisome

-there are lines even we shouldn’t cross

-love has killed more than anything else

-isn’t that what life’s about holding on to good memories

-it’s the most powerful magic in the world that can break any curse but it must be protected

-I saved some for a rainy day
-well it’s storming like a bitch

-you have a bad day!

-it’s a doorway right? Doors open from both sides

-his brain is a bag full of cats you can smell crazy on him

-his secrets have secrets

-it cant be a gift it was mine to start with

-I see it now you are your mothers child

-I’m not going to kill you but I’m not going to save you either

-yes because you ruin everything your reptilian hands touch

-I try so hard
-maybe that’s the problem!

-sometimes you don’t have a choice

-anybody know how many bullets that psycho put in this gun? I sure don’t!

-why did you drive down here?
-why’d you leave that brazen message on my answering machine

-she said your a horn dog like your father

-I have a beach in front of my house do you know what gathers there? Bikinis! Do you know what they put in bikinis!?!

-I lied that’s a big part of being positive!

-we got some rough sledding in front of us

-I go through them like a saw trough a sick calf

-how does someone so big move so quiet!

-there are a lot on mines on this footpath

-tore up worse than a poor mans shoe

-do I look like a dog? ‘Cause only dogs want bones

-what the ho ho heck do you think your doing

-Sexier than socks on a rooster!

-I couldn’t find you guys so I bought six new friends…sadly three of them are dead (talking about beer)

-Yes the common cold like everyone else! You’d love that wouldn’t you!

-Oh sugar pie!

-What are you doing? Breaking into a woman’s apartment to clean?!?

-A well known folk lore cure  for insomnia is breaking into your neighbors apartment and clean!

-She asked me a question I should probably nod (thinking to himself)

-What’s wrong with him?
-He broke up with his imaginary girlfriend!

(Demonstrating how she hugged him)
-is that her perfume I smell? ( as he hugs him)
-yes intoxicating isn’t it?

-are you okay?
-did you spill ketchup?
-then no

-If a guy has a girlfriend is it cheating if–
-Yeah probably
-Let me finish!?!

-If it helps I have read all the moral authors including Dr. Suess!

-It’s worth noting he died of syphallis

-He is young and valuable and you are old enough to be his ancestor!

-Dear there is a gentleman here asking for your hand in marriage!?!
-Oh glory day now I won’t have to spend my dowry on pills and alcohol to numb the loneliness

-I want my life to be like an 80’s movie  preferably with a random musical number for no apparent reason

-it was a butter knife but you know what they say it’s a gate way knife

-I’m not judging you… but oh my God!

-I’ve gotten a lot of hugs today

-I unwittingly just sought advice from the father of my lynch mob

-you know nothing your saying is making me feel better

-we have a problem and when I say problem I mean global issue problem!

-sometimes you have to wear uncomfortable heels to fit in

-To risk another frown line on an already very crowded forehead

-why I’d fight me!

-we can’t do this we have to stay united! She will break you! She will break us! So no I am not going to fight you!

-if it was a choice it wouldn’t be a curse now would it?

-You look like you have a Grandaddy long leg on your head!

-I get it the guy raised bunnies and grew rainbows!

-The janitor inside me is turning off all the lights

-love and hate are horns on the same goat! And dear you need a goat!

-he’s a dirty trash can full of poop!

-Is that the only song you know?
-Yeah pretty much want to hear it again

-your going down snowflake!

-if you think I am going to allow a sex predator in a uniform into my house you have another thing coming! ( talking about instillation guy)

-civilians can’t know about magic…that would be complicated

-You need to keep a low profile
-Say’s that guy in the 550 year old raw hide trench coat…

-Left with nothing but some prescription grade abandonment issues

-I have never heard if by of those bags which is a good indicator that they are cool

-Love is a distraction

-It’s not very classy but there you go..

-Oh you are the most dreadful lier

-Some part of you no matter how small shares the same blood

-Magic is not a game! No short cuts!

-I’m convinced you exist to make my life a living hell!

-You looked more distressed than usual

-Big dramatic answer

-We heard thunder and saw lightning but there was no storm…this was a battle

-The outcome is doubtful? What does that mean?

-It will actually be kinda nice to be in a fox hole again

-I’m at peace with it…but I’m pissed

-You can’t be a sissy all your life

-Your wife started saving you money yet by hitting all those sales yet?

-How did you see that?
-Because I was looking for it

-The little details are by far the most important

-we call it a fugg party…it sounds really rude doesn’t it (talking about a fake ugg party)

-boy don’t you know in polite society it is appropriate to lie

-mister your grounded until you die!

-Ahh pa’ can’t I just look at the pretty man?

-All donations will be accepted (talking about sea shells)
-Shes the salvation army of shells

-Slicker than snot on a porcelain door knob!

-There is three things I know. Never mess with mother nature, mother in-laws, or mother freakin’ Ukrainians

– I didn’t even know this place existed
-it doesn’t

– this is a file number you need to visit the back room. You get to meet the record keeper.

-Martin died two years ago in a fire
-Martin has died many times

-why are you trying to kill me?
-Why would I be  trying to kill you?
-Because last time I saw you I was trying to kill you!

-I know this great place just up the road…lots of alligators

-You smell like Washington! She’s one of them!

-People get shot all the time
-No people get paper cuts
-I mostly get shot!?!

-I have known him for years and I have never seen him act like this. If you break his heart I will kill you and burry your body in the woods

-What are we looking at?
-95 pound of CF explosive  on a hair trigger…choose your wire carefully
(talking about a girl)

-He cut both wires….

-How much until you don’t see this…

-That’s not cute…your not cute

-How did you even get up there? Your legs are like four inches long!?!

-95 pounds of C4 explosives on a hair trigger…your in the hurt locker now!

-I like you and your different and a horribly bad mime

-your alone tonight that makes sense…

-you love my scent
-not that scent!!!

-Your late..what happened to you?
-she stayed over at my apartment last night
(everyone stops and stares)
-I slept on the couch
-until I woke her up with my African rain stick

(cell phone rings)
-I got to get that!
(takes it away from her)
-that’s not fair!
(takes phone and put it in the refrigerator)
-no cell phones!
-it could be important!
-no cellphone

-How reliable is your alarm clock?

-That was brand with a donut…a brand donuts!

-You must pay for everything in this world one way or another…nothing in this world is free

-I admire your sand

– In your four years as a us marshal have you shot?
-Shot or killed?

-You said your where backing up what direction where you going?
-Well normally I go back

-They tell me your a man with true grit

-Baby  Sister

-I just came from–
-We have no rodeo clowns

-You give out little sugar with your pronouncements

-Wait a minute are we trading again?

-No mam’ I’m not suppose to utter your name!

-that’s so, so, so…
-when you come up with an adjective  text me

-are you even listening to me?
-yes blah blah hopeless delusion involving  (girls name) blah blah

-I’m a pretty smart guy and my brain has debs on the blood supply…so give it a go (talking after sex)

-I don’t know if I could be friends if we broke up
-you couldn’t
-I’m a very revengeful person

-that’s kinda hard to do when your being a tool bag!

-I hold a grudge like a nun

-you know the wedding starts at three? You have been getting ready since before dawn they’ll probably be divorced by the time we get there!

-I love my family but you guys actually talk to each other and I find that interesting…

-there will be wine, women, and haunting images you don’t be able to forget until your death

-more widow casserole. Hey your husband just died here’s some food

-your daughter likes my shirt
-and my daughters nine

-I’d kiss you on the lips but your breath is very bad this morning

-I’ve heard losing a loved one is like an amputee patient learning to live without their limb

-When you get the answer your looking for you hang up!

-I remember my first fight with (wife’s name)
-who won?
-I brought a knife to a gun fight

-this is gonna set the tone for every fight for the rest of your life!

-just crush all of his ideas you’ll thank me later

-I’m here. I’m starving.

-I have this colorblind thing I see colors I just don’t care

-learn to accept losing over and over again…like the clippers

-there is a new sheriff in town…sheriff balls!

-The pillow is zapping my will to live!

-Mom smokes in the car…Jesus is okay with it but we can’t tell dad!

-your my girlfriend and you aren’t going to cater to my every whim? Where did the magic go?

-my shrink just killed himself and blamed me in his note

-I’m sure someone in the Downer party said the snow would stop to…I like to think they ate him first

-I can go so slow it will be like there is a snail in your mouth
-Ewwwww! Its a good thing there is nothing else to do!

-He’s sad!
-He’s crazy! It’s meant to look like that to draw you back in!

-of course you get a card! It’s (name) day!

-I wonder if we will run into Steve
-who’s Steve?
-The raccoon I feed him sometimes

-I’m not gay but this look like Thor!

-Sometimes when I get mad at you I turn the poundage up on your scale

-You should have just read my diary
-That’s where we drew the line…we couldn’t find it!

-I’m a total wuss that raccoon kicked my ass!

-And I’m sad Ozzy got fat and stupid but thats life live with it

-This is the most exciting thing that was happened to me!! Is that sad?

-people who get married are not to be trusted

-it’s ringing
-that’s pretty standard

-I had the dentist pen!

-you tell me this in home depo so I won’t make a scene?

-We have a stage four bromance on our hands!

-No and stop installing suggestion boxes everywhere!

-yes that’s what I think and I’m super smart so it must be right

-no what you see is a man trembling with confidence

-it’s not going to happen we had a meeting

-God invented match.com for one reason…me!

-We are going to settle this like gentlemen or I’m gonna poison his tea whichever works

– I could be wrong, I’m not, but I could be

-it’s not for money just for dads pride (talking about pools and contest)

-you said I’m boring my gun has two barrels it was very hard to make…

-Embark the vehicle!!!

-it’s a lot of conflicting emotions!

-He kept his mouth to himself, but his hands were like Starbucks. They were everywhere.

-bad news is your pipes are leaking good news is the pond in you basement is drowning the slower fatter rats…bad news the faster smaller rats are heading this way

-the buicks out of the garage (talking about a guys fly being down)

-your shaking!
-of course I’m shaking I’m having a heart attack!

-you look like a clown that got kicked out of the circus

-ah memory impairment, the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle

-hang in here like a hair in a biscuit

-there is a reason sky divers pack two parachutes

Cool Places to Eat in Kentucky


So I am composing a list of places I have been and want to go that are awesome, unique and of course have great food! I love all things food related and my goal is to go to as many Triple D (Dinners, Drive -In’s & Dives) as possible so here we go!

Lizzie B’s Cafe & Bakery

2010 KY Route 321
Prestonsburg, Kentucky 41653
Phone: 1-606-886-2844
Email: lizziebcafe@gmail.com
Mon – Thu: 10:30 am – 9:30 pm
Fri – Sat: 10:30 am – 10:30 pm

Lizzie B’s Cafe Bakery
With a super comfy and unique decor of something you would find on the Big Island this place is rocking on the weekend with live music! I love to go when I know they are going to be having one of my favorite soups:loaded baked potato, broccoli and cheese, chicken noodle, and lobster bisque. Their lobster bisque is to die for! Pair it with a hot ham & cheese and you have a fantastic lunch! Oh and if you go and they have the milky way cake…GET IT!

Description: Lizzie B’s is like no other place in the region. We’ve been described as unique, eclectic, and a place you must visit in Eastern Kentucky. Our menu features sandwiches made on fresh homemade bread with all the best ingredients, a variety of pizza’s served on Naan bread or a ten inch whole wheat pita, three to four soups made daily, a full coffee bar, desserts, beer and wine, and much more! Click on the menu tab to the left to see the full menu with descriptions of our food. Along with the great food, we have an unbelievable atmosphere that must be experienced to appreciate. It’s quickly becoming a favorite among locals and we always welcome new faces! If you have any questions please be sure to post on our wall or give us call. We look forward to seeing our friends, as well as making new ones!

Lynn’s Paradise Cafe



Lynn’s Paradise Cafe

984 Barret Ave.
Louisville, KY(502) 583-3447

I haven’t been but from what I have seen and heard this is one my list of places to go next time I am in Louisville! I am determined to go and maybe check out the State Fair to? Sounds like I plan to me!


Lynn’s Paradise Cafe has received extensive local and national media attention, including features on television programs such as the Oprah Winfrey Show, The Folod Network’s “Best Of”, the Discovery Channel’s “Christopher Lowell Show”, CBS “Good Morning America”, and Food Network’s “Throwdown with Bobby Flay”.

In addition to print articles in The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY magazine, articles about Lynn’s Paradise Café have appeared in popular consumer magazines such as American Style, Bon Appetit, Condé Nast Traveler, Cooking Light, Esquire, Gourmet, House Beautiful, Southern Living, Travel & Leisure, Travel Holiday, and the in-flight publications of Comair, Continental, Delta, and Southwest airlines.

Within the hospitality industry, the Paradise has been featured in Midwest Foodservice News, Meetings & Conventions, Nation’s Restaurant News, Restaurant Business, Restaurant Hospitality, Restaurants & Institutions, and Wine & Spirits.

J.J. McBrewster’s


J.J. McBrewsters

3101 Clay Mill Road

Lexington, KY 4o503

Hours: Mon-Sat 11:00am-9:00pm


This is my first Triple D stop and it is worth the drive here! I highly recommend giving this Western barbecue a try!  Also go for the candy bar cake! Also check out all the sauces I really like the melon sauce!



Description: Locally owned Western Kentucky barbeque restaurant as featured on the Food Network’s hit TV show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. We offer a full service restaurant, take out, and catering. We are a Kentucky Proud business, that buys local ingredients and makes every item from scratch.







History of our smoked meats

Smoked fresh everyday for your enjoyment & pleasure!

* Pulled Pork
* Chicken
* Beef Brisket
* Turkey Breast
* Mutton
* Goat
* Ribs
* Salmon

After our smoking process which at times could be as long as 16 hours with Hickory wood, we put our meats through our secret process for a few more hours and then we work our fingers to the bone to pull the tender meats off the bone before we treat them with our Dip to preserve and seal in the flavors unique to every meat we smoke.

Homemade Sides and Sauces

Just about all we serve at JJ’s is homemade. Our sauces are several generations old and are a tightly kept family secret and are made as needed by the owners themselves.

Authentic WESTERN KENTUCKY Sauce *
Bold with a peppery finish
best with Pork

Mahogany MELON Sauce *
Dark rich savory and sweet
compliments all smoked meats

Mac’s MEAN Sauce *
Hot Sauce
The name says it all

Daviess County DIP *
Thin, with bold rich flavors
The real Deal from Western Kentucky

Signature RAZZ B QUE Sauce *
Spicy yet sweet
Served only with Smoked Salmon

All of our side items which include some of the old favorites such as mashed potatoes, Mac & Cheese, Green and Baked Beans are all homemade following our own secret recipes just to name a few and by golly they are to die for.