Monthly Archives: October 2012

Fun things to do with Siri


1. Call me ______ (fill in anything)

2. Knock Knock

3. Show me the money

4. What are you wearing?

5. Are you married?

6. God bless you

7. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

8. What’s your favorite color?

9. Who’s your daddy?

10. What’s the answer to the Universe? (x3)

11. Guess What? …Correct

12. Why’d the chicken cross the road?

13. Open the pod bay doors

14. Scooby Doo, where are you?

15. Sing a song

16. You’re sexy

17. What’s the best smartphone?

18. What’s the 2nd best smartphone?

19. What’s the best tablet?

20. Do you know about HAL 1000?

21. Is there a god?

22. You should go on a diet

23. Who’s on first?

24. Beam me up, Scotty

25. Open your mouth and close your eyes I have a big surprise

26. Do I make you horny?

27. What are you?

28. Take a photo

29. Tell me a story… Tell me a story… Tell me a story

30. Why am I here?

31. How old are you?

32. Tell me a joke (x3)

33. What is the meaning of life?

34. I’m drunk

35. I need to take a dump

36. Testing Testing 123

37. Did you fart?

38. Do you want to play a game?

39. Merry Christmas

40. I think you’re hot

41. I love you

42. Do you love me?

43. Are you human?

44. What’s your story?

45. Can I borrow some money?

46. You’re smart

47. I can’t see you

48. Are you serious?

49. Are you kidding me?

50. Good morning (at night)

51. Do you agree with me?

52. How are you?

53. Where are you?

54. What do you look like?

55. Talk dirty to me

56. You’re a loser

57. Where are you from?

58. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself

59. How old am I?

60. I need a stiff drink!

61. LOL

62. Do you want to go on a date

63. Who’s your daddy?

64. What is your Mom’s name?

65. You suck!

66. Where do babies come from?

67. What is my name?

68. Which is the best tablet?

69. Are you kidding me?

70. Are you serious?

71. Happy Birthday!

72. What’s wrong with AT&T?

73. Who is Siri?

74. I’m happy

75. Take me to your leader

76. Why not?

77. Are you male or female?

78. Tell me about yourself

79. What’s new?

80. It’s all good

81. blah blah blah

82. Install a new app

83. Thank you

84. Talk to me

85. You are boring

86. Ha Ha!

87. Ha Ha Ha!

88. Why?

89. How’s it going?

90. Set 5AM alarm… Cancel 5AM alarm

91. What’s your problem?

92. (Tell me a story) Who is Eliza?

93. You’re right!

94. I’m tired

95. Shut up!

96. Where can I get some drugs?

97. I need to hide a body


98. Siri, who let the dogs out?

99. Are you a virgin?

100. Siri where is the G spot?

101. What’s your favorite website?

102. What is love?

103. You are my best friend

104. Do you drink beer?

105. What does Siri mean?

106. Do you want me?

107. What is the best computer in the world?

108. Go to hell

109. You are the best assistant ever

110. Poop





iPhone tips for the new update


So if you have updated to the new software you are probably wondering what the heck can I do now? Here are some fun things I have found!

A better alarm

You can now choose to wake up to a song of your choice rather than just a sound. Go to the clock app and to an alarm . Either opt to edit an alarm you already have or press the “plus” symbol to create a new one.

In the next panel press “Sound” and then scroll up rather than down. Press “Pick a song” and choose the song you want from your iTunes Library.

Reply with Message

When you get a call in iOS 6, if it is a mobile phone number you can reject it with a text message to save your having to then go through a number of hoops as you do with iOS 5. Next time someone calls press and slide up the “Phone” icon. To set  several “boiler plate” replies go to Settings > Phone > Reply with Message. You can have three ready and waiting next time someone calls.

Remind yourself to call back

Tap Remind Me Later and you can have your phone remind you “In 1 hour”, “When I Leave”, or “When I get home”. The last two work by using your phone’s GPS to register that you are on the move. To set up where home is, make sure your address details are in your own card in Contacts as your home address.

Do Not Disturb

Addicted to work, but need a push to say that you should stop. Maybe an important meeting that you don’t want to be disturbed in unless it is really important? Then you need Do Not Disturb. To get it up and running go to Settings > Do Not Disturb. To change the settings of Do Not Disturb however you need to go to Settings > Notifications > Do Not Disturb. Here you can set a schedule (say, every night from 10pm) on whether you’ll allow calls from your favourites or those who call you repeatedly.


Get YouTube back

Go to the App Store, search for YouTube, download the official YouTube App from Google.


Update all Contacts

To get Facebook profile photos for your Contacts go to Settings > Facebook and tap on the Update All Contacts button.

Disable Facebook from Calendar and Contacts

If the idea of filling your Contacts and Calendar with Facebook friends sounds too much don’t worry you can turn it off. Go to Settings > Facebook and toggle off the relevant settings on that page.